She would just push the bitch off the fridge and then eat her.
Lol, Dana - I’m pretty sure Alley might be too chubby for this…
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“Yahoo! Singapore says that there are several reports in China that claim 33-year-old Zhang Ziyi was forced to cancel an appearance at the Cannes Film Festival to promote her new movie Dangerous Liaisons, because the Chinese government refused to let her walk out the exit door while they investigate the two-person prostitution ring she was allegedly involved in. The reports claim that Bo Xilai, China’s former Minister of Commerce, handed over almost $950,000 to get down with Zhang Ziyi for one night in 2007. Bo reportedly had sex with her 10 more times from 2007 to 2011. Every fuck time transition was allegedly arranged by businessman Xu Ming. Xu Ming was Zhang Ziyi’s pimp and sold her five-star chocha to various rich and powerful men for at least $900,000 a pop. Now here comes the part that makes Zhang Ziyi the J.P. Morgan of ho shit. One report claims that over the course of 10 years, Zhang Ziyi made 700 million yuan (US$110 million) from sexing on China’s elite.” - Michael K, Dlisted
Go on with yo ho stroll Zhang Ziyi!
If it were me in drag it would obviously say “increases glare”.
This stuff works like a dream. And honest to God, this is the packaging they still use.
Is that you in drag on the can, Dana!? #celebritysighting
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This stuff works like a dream. And honest to God, this is the packaging they still use.
nolanslifeisaverage replied to your photo: She stole the dog bed. #thatsmygirl
#professional
She’s a cat burglar. Hiyooooo.
They do go both directions! Or, um, one direction, but not the hetero direction? ;)
Well. I can die happy.
nolanslifeisaverage replied to your post: Updated the CV. I think I need a new photo….
Brb, I have my summer readings to write down and search for. :P
D’AWWWWWW. You should check out the very politically correct final comment on my Flow essay. Le sigh.
I’ll never understand why one can’t use animated .gifs as one’s avatar on Tumblr, Facebook, Twitter, etc. Message boards and forums had this down in the early 90s. And isn’t Tumblr famous for animated .gifs? Where is my future?!
